No sunburn: 12 upsides of terrible Finnish summer weather

Eastern Pasila, Helsinki in grey June weather, 2014
Eastern Pasila, Helsinki in grey June weather, 2014

In Finland, summer is a time for restoring sanity after months of bleak fall and winter. There is usually no spring to speak of. The weather in June, July and August often fails to meet expectations of a great summer.

Luckily, there are upsides to everything. In theory, at least. These are the arguably sunny sides of bad Finnish summers.

1. There is no need for air conditioning

Jeremy Clarkson getting water pured on him in a car
Jeremy Clarkson experiencing a different kind of cooling

You do not need to compensate for the poor availability of unnecessary air conditioning when the temperature never rises.

2. You have a perfect excuse to travel abroad

Salatut elämät character on a vespa
Leaving the Finnish summer behind

When it rains for three weeks straight, nobody questions your decision to fly to the Mediterranean.

3. You can invest time in esoteric indoor sports

finnish hobbyhorsing
Indoor activities become more attractive

Bad weather allows you to focus on indoor hobbies without the guilt of missing out on the sun.

4. Fewer tourists will be jamming up the bike lanes

Bike lane traffic
Clearer paths for the locals

The casual cyclists stay home when the wind is horizontal.

5. Deck chairs are dangerous anyway

Homer Simpson struggling with a deck chair
The inherent risks of summer furniture

Avoiding the sun means avoiding the structural failures of folding furniture.

6. There will be less of a mosquito problem

Giant mosquito animation
Cold weather keeps the pests away

A cold early summer prevents the mosquito population from reaching its full, blood-sucking potential.

7. You have more time to catch up on movies and TV

Laura Palmer on video display, from the original Twin Peaks series
The perfect weather for a marathon

Indoor entertainment is the logical choice when the outdoors is hostile.

8. There are plenty of relaxing podcasts and radio

This is the water. And this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
Audio entertainment for grey days

You can listen to relaxing podcasts while waiting for the rain to stop.

9. You can read creepypasta ghost stories

girl phone creepy
Atmospheric reading material

Wrap yourself in a blanket and read creepypasta. The grey light outside suits the mood.

10. Fewer picnics will be ruined by thieving birds

Bird stealing Landstalker SUV in modifier GTA V
Birds looking for easier targets

If you do not eat outside, the seagulls cannot steal your food.

11. There is less of a sinking feeling without a vacation

Mad Men falling man
Missing a bad summer is no loss

If you have to work through the summer, it is easier to do so when the weather is miserable anyway.

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