In case you have a case of the Mondays, literally or figuratively, and your giving a damn appears broken: Not to worry. That is maybe overly encouraging, but at least you can rest assured you are not alone. Below, we have collected some fine examples of workers in vastly different industries just not caring at all. The meme is Not-My-Job and it is delightful.
Consider not browsing these in an open office landscape unless you are comfortable with your colleagues seeing you gigglesnort or splurt coffee all over your desk.
Botched installations
Finished installing the emergency exit sign, boss.Yeah, so, anyway, acetone, negations. Got it.Minimum viable non-disclosure.But who will handle the paperwork for this? Whatever, not my job.
Construction fails
They are just going to look at these for a few minutes while handling toilet business.They did not teach nothing about no wheelchairs and thresholds in carpenting school.Who would even pay attention these days?
Questionable logistics
Great job saving on professional printing services.That dirt told me it is going to sit still and not jump around, sir.But our market research shows donut crawing tough guys do not count fingers.
Public signage
Everyone is going to know what we mean, man.What, what, no compliment on my writing?Please, Mr. Postman.Someone’s job description is not too specific about knowledge on where to order paper towels.I am sure it was rainy and foggy and dark and snowy and a hail storm while they did this.Signs cost money and time.I am sure there was a ramp quota to be filled.
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Some people really are too awesome in their total lack of fucks!!
Some people really are too awesome in their total lack of fucks!!
Bookmarked so if I’m ever having a bad day then I’ll know exactly where to come to make myself feel better :)
And you’re getting fired in 3-2-1
Me every single day in one weird way or another