Flow Festival sign. Photo by Jussi Hellsten.

18 reasons why you shouldn’t bother going to Helsinki’s Flow Festival

Flow Festival sign. Photo by Jussi Hellsten.
Flow Festival sign. Photo by Jussi Hellsten.

The international press often describes Helsinki’s Flow as one of Europe’s best music festivals. You might think it belongs on your bucket list. However, before you rush to get a ticket for the partially sold out event, consider these 18 reasons to think again.

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1. The lineup’s not up to much for music nerds

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The 2016 Flow Festival lineup
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Saturday schedule at Flow
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Sunday schedule at Flow

2. And the venue sucks too

Why go to Flow Festival 2016? Photo by Jussi Hellsten.
Photo by Jussi Hellsten

3. Plus, there’s no mud to wallow in

No mud here. Photo from Flow Festival Helsinki 2015 by Jussi Hellsten.
Photo by Jussi Hellsten

4. Which makes the atmosphere terrible

Balloon Stage at Flow Festival 2015. Photo By Niklas Sandström.
Photo by Niklas Sandström

5. Mainly because nobody goes

Flow Festival 2015 Main Stage, photo by Jussi Hellsten
Photo by Jussi Hellsten

6. Still, the traffic chaos is unimaginable

Flow Festival bike parking
Photo by Jussi Hellsten

7. If you get hungry, there is hardly any food to choose from

Some of the delicious food available at Flow Festival 2016
Some of the food available at Flow Festival

8. And there are only a few places to chill

Chilling in the sun. Photo by Jussi Hellsten.
Photo by Jussi Hellsten

9. It’s basically a concrete jungle

Flow Festival is not a concrete jungle
Photo by Jussi Hellsten

10. With some crappy disco lights

DJ lounge at Flow Festival 2015. Photo by Samuli Pentti.
Photo by Samuli Pentti

11. And unknown DJs

Flow Festival 2016 DJ lineup, with resident advisor seal of approval
Flow Festival DJ lineup

12. The cool headliners are just lip syncing ripoffs

13. Groovy live music is extinct in this year’s lineup

14. The household names are old people with no energy

15. The acts you haven’t heard on top 40 radio are obviously useless

16. As if that’s not bad enough, they force feed you art too

17. Then there are boring free talks

Flow Talks 2015
Photo by Jussi Hellsten

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6 Comments

  1. Lol!! See what you did there. Anyone now not able to go for all these reasons can give me their tickets :) :)

  2. I think people should really skip the festival these days.
    They have not respected local citizens at all and closed local biking routes to build the festival for 3 weeks. This is totally opposite than the values they mention in their communication. So I’d recommend strongly to consider if you want to support this kind of event. So if you care about the values and people. Skip the festival. Sometimes festivals grow just too big and forget to respect people. Like Flow festival.

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