7 reasons why you need to read the Finnish Nightmares book

Need more Finnish Nightmares in your life? You are in luck. Finnish Nightmares: A Different Kind of Social Guide to Finland has just been released by its creator, Karoliina Korhonen.

It did not take long for Finland to fall in love with Matti, the socially awkward protagonist of the Finnish Nightmares comic. Within just a few short months of his appearance, Matti has captured hearts in Suomi and around the world. His “do unto others” philosophy values personal space and respect. It is no wonder Finns identify with him so easily. Matti’s views on peace and quiet are the norm in Finland.

You do not have to be Finnish to enjoy the book. With chapters on Social Relations, Public Transportation and At Work, the guide has plenty of tips on how to handle tough situations in the truly Finnish way. Matti’s experiences ring true for Finns, introverts and foreigners alike. Finns will realise how many of Matti’s inner thoughts they share. Introverts will navigate the ins and outs of social interaction. Foreigners will find many “Aha!” moments while following Matti on his daily adventures. This book will clear up social misunderstandings. It takes you on a trip into the Finnish mind while exploring awkward social expectations.

Here are the top 7 reasons why you need to read Finnish Nightmares: A Different Kind of Social Guide to Finland. It is a must-read for anyone living in Finland. We can all unite under the umbrella of Matti’s self-consciousness. Just not together. That would be weird.

1. Because while not all Finnish stereotypes are true, some definitely are

Riding polar bears while rocking out to metal and not talking to anyone is fun. Any Finn can tell you that.

2. Because you check your peephole to make sure the hallway is clear before leaving your flat

We know you have done it. We have done it too. There is no need to subject yourself to awkward social interaction with your neighbours. Even a quick “moi” can be too much for Matti.

3. Because public transportation occasionally makes you question your self-worth

Do I smell bad? Was I taking up more than my fair share of space? Do I simply look “off”?

4. Because you’ve had a moment of panic when someone goes in for a hug

A quick handshake is sufficient.

5. Because the sight of a full bus makes your palms sweat

…and nothing makes you happier than an empty one

There are many seats to choose from.

6. Because you know to stick to the gravelled parts of the sidewalk

You know the drill. Take a quick look around to check if someone saw. Get up as quickly as possible and slip away into the shadows before they can ask if you are okay.

If Matti’s hallway surveillance technique felt less like comedy and more like documentation, the Very Finnish Problems introvert collection was made with you in mind. Browse it alone, obviously.