The 15 laws of literary life every writer should know

If you're not a writer, you probably have a certain perception of literary life. Take Hollywood. It just loves to portray the drink and drug addled escapades of wild writers like Hemingway, Hunter S. Thompson and Truman Capote. Sadly, or happily, depending upon your liver, the truth is a little more mundane. Here's 15 universal truths, which I've unearthed from half a dozen years' banging at keys and gazing at a flickering cursor.