In case you have a case of the Mondays, literally or figuratively, and your giving a damn appears broken: Not to worry. Well, that’s maybe overly encouraging, but at least you can rest assured you’re not alone. Below, we’ve collected some fine examples of workers, in vastly differently industries, just not caring at all. The meme is Not-My-Job and it’s delightful.
Consider not browsing these in an open office landscape unless you’re comfortable with your colleagues seeing you gigglesnort and/or splurt coffee all over your desk.
Finished installing the emergency exit sign, boss
Yeah, so, anyway, acetone, negations. Got it.
Minumum viable non-disclosure
But who will handle the paperwork for this? Whatever, not my job.
They’re just going to look at these for a few minutes while handling toilet business.
They didn’t teach nothing about no wheelchairs and thresholds in carpenting school.
Who would even pay attention these days?
Great job saving on professional printing services
That dirt told me it’s going to sit still and not jump around, sir
But our market research shows donut crawing tough guys don’t count fingers
Everyone’s going to know what we mean, man
What, what, no compliment on my writing?
Please, Mr. Postman
Someone’s job description isn’t too specific about knowledge on where to order paper towels
I’m sure it was rainy and foggy and dark and snowy and a hail storm while they did this
Signs cost money and time
I’m sure there was a ramp quota to be filled
You can find more of this lovely stuff on the delightful subreddit /r/notmyjob. If you think we missed a must-see example of someone doing-not-their-job, let us know in the comments below.