Battledragon's Youtube cover of Bomfunk MC's Freestyler 1999 hit. Location: Hakaniemi Metro station.

Finnish Power Metal band recreates Bomfunk MC’s Freestyler music video, including remote control shenanigans

Battledragon's Youtube cover of Bomfunk MC's Freestyler 1999 hit. Location: Hakaniemi Metro station.
 

Here it is: Finland lacks an internationally known music scene compared to, say, Sweden which has produced hit phenomena ever since the days of ABBA.

A specific genre is something of an exception: Finland is estimated to have more metal bands per capita than any other country. Some of these bands are wildly successful within their genre.

 

Map: Metal bands per capita

Metal bands per capita. Source.


 

So, it seems only natural that, in the age of Youtube, a Finnish Metal band would pay homage to something as rare as a Finnish international pop hit. This is exactly what Power Metal group Battledragon has done.

 

 
 

In their latest addition to a growing collection of tongue in cheek metal cover videos, Battledragon has not only covered the Bomfunk MC’s 1999 smash hit Freestyler, but redone it in a fabulous DIY style that rivals the over-saturated production values of the non-HD original.

 

Sony Minidisc Walkman Remote controls. Source: minidisk.org.

Sony Minidisc Walkman Remote controls. Source: minidisk.org.


 

While we applaud Battledragon for their many fine covers on Youtube, it would seem remote control technology has regressed badly from the forgotten main character of the Freestyler video. We’re of course talking about the sleek, remote controllers that came with Sony’s better Walkman portable music players.

New trend!

Maybe we can blame Nokia for this? Anyway, all the more reason to party like it’s 1999.




GIF-Powered Video Rewind

Have you forgotten the original video for Bomfunk MC’s drum ‘n’ bass inspired hiphop hit? Let us refresh your memory.

 

 

In the video, a dizzy-looking youngster gets dragged into a magical adventure from the Hakaniemi metro station in Helsinki, near the cool Kallio district. Maybe the shouting weirdo casts a spell on him?

Don't you hate it when this happens?

Our homeboy gets to play god with the remote of his Sony Minidisk Walkman, in a relatively benign if somewhat objectifying manner. Homeboy can make random passers-by shake their booty and breakdance, to use the parlance of our time.

Always test your remote on live subjects

Whatever, the magic Sony wand can’t be bad, if it gets Finnish people dancing in public. Am I right?

What kinda magic wand?

The spell of Millennial nostalgia and MTV airtime

Needless to say, Freestyler’s video nostalgia gold for Finnish millenials, many of which remember exceptions like Freestyler and Darude’s Sandstorm as exceptions to the basic rule of “no Finnish music on MTV”. This of course seemed as etched in stone as the laws of thermodynamics, back in the heyday of Nokia mobile phones.

 

 

Depending on your taste, Freestyler’s unmissable emphasis on the Helsinki Metro’s cheerful orange coloring either neutralizes or boosts the less than timeless late 90’s fashion in the video.

Is it all a stoner daydream?

But let’s move on. Further defying our world’s laws of physics and the continuity of Helsinki’s cityscape, the dude in the Freestyler video exits the metro from a random staircase in Merihaka, a modernist high-rise neighborhood close to Merihaka.




Here at the Merihaka School of Minidisc Magic, the main character is defeated in a battle of supernatural remote control powers. This seems to happen at a shady Bomfunk MC’s gig in some garage or whatever. A more scientific explanation for the character’s defeat is the potential breakage of the wire for the remote.

End of Freestyler: Remote wires broken or defeated by stronger magic?

Needless to say, this is why we need wireless headphones.

One the entrances to Hakaniemi Metro Station, with the Kallio Cgurch in the background. I'm afraid it won't take you to breakdancing Hogwarts. Photo by Aapo Haapanen.

One the entrances to Hakaniemi Metro Station, with the Kallio Church in the background. Sadly, the real Helsinki Metro is unlikely to take you to breakdancing Hogwarts. Photo by Aapo Haapanen.


 

At the end of the video, homeboy gets rewinded back to the Hakaniemi Metro station. There he finds himself on the bench he started from, looking hella stoned, to put it mildly.

Is this dude like high?

Maybe he’s on the same allergy meds used by the girl in those Mac switcher stoner girl Apple ads from a couple of years later?

 
 

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