Hilarious! See what happens when the vigilantes Soldiers of Odin are joined by another bunch of clowns

Loldiers of Odin

Mark Twain once famously said, “The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.” The power of this weapon was beautifully demonstrated when the Soldiers of Odin (someone should tell them Odin was the foreign god of their colonial overlords) decided to skulk around the streets of Tampere. This group, which has taken to patrolling various Finnish towns to “protect” people from immigrants, few of whom would be stupid enough to hang out on the streets in minus 20 anyway, were met with a real threat on Saturday. Ridicule.

LOL at Seig Fail!

The Loldiers of Odin are named after LOL, the popular abbreviation for laugh out loud. This is exactly what we did when we saw them in action in the video below. Joining the Finnish vigilantes, the Loldiers of Odin promised to protect them while dancing around them to happy nursery rhyme tunes. If they were momentarily left behind, they quickly hurried along: “Run, they’re unsafe without us!”

Loldier of Odin 2

“Our favourite colours are pink, orange, blue and green, but we like many white things too, just like our friends over there: snow, white collar workers, anemones, great white sharks, egg whites, A4 print paper (other sizes are cool, too), dugongs and vanilla ice cream. We like all colours!” one of them explained.

To see the fun and frolics for yourself, be sure to check out the video below. And, if you want to keep up with their rollickingly good time adventures, follow their brand new Facebook page too.

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16 replies

  1. S.O.O. are not, by definition, vigilantes. That would mean they take law in their own hands, which is something that has not happened.

    • According to the Oxford English dictionary a vigilante is “a member of a self-appointed group of citizens who undertake law enforcement in their community without legal authority.”

      The only reason these buffoons haven’t done that is because NOBODY is breaking any laws. I don’t doubt for a second if they could find anyone to beat the shit out of they’d take it. In the meantime, they’re just freezing their balls off walking around empty streets in winter. Good luck with that.

      • Thats the definition of a citizen. “That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.”

  2. The only clowns I see are the looser bunch dressed at clowns ! U guys tried to provoke S.O.O and failed miserably!! Now u idiots try to turn it on the sosial media around…hahaha ! What a bunch of loosers….

    • Hear Hear brave Sir Hubert! Us Teaboys of Väinämöinen stand shoulder to shoulder with a our brother street walkers. The only clowns we see are clowns too. And silly clowns with funny clothes and stupid faces. Those Loldiers look weird as well. Ha ha ha for people thinking that they can sway us in our mission to make everyone wear hoodies, shave their heads and look miserable. Together, Sir Hubert we shall prevail, no matter how many tens of thousands of people around the world laugh at you in this silly video.

    • haha – trying to Provoke?! because they want to get hurt or something? They’re trying to ridicule the vigilante group. I think fairly effectively.

  3. The LOLdiers of Odin will save the world!
    You Finns are great
    This was the best news of entire week
    Keep up the great work!

  4. If they were clever enough they would stop with this paramilitarism/skinhead bullshit and they would conceal themselves as normal citizens. That’s the only way to successfully act as a vigilante: blending in.

    It’s kind of interesting to see how much they are keeping their patience since the smallest of the violent outbursts and/or mistakes will put them in the bullseye of the press and media.

  5. These so-called nationalist street patrols are supported by the majority of local inhabitants, specifically young women and families with children. The reason is simple: the police do not have the resources to keep these people safe. Nothing changes the fact that these “refugees” commit sexual crimes 17 times as much as natives. Reasonable people understand facts. These clowns and the party they represent – left-wing idealists having little grasp of reality, living in some fantasy world and seeing nazis everywhere – do not. The only reason it’s peaceful now is because it’s -30 celsius outside. But when the spring comes, I bet these clowns are not laughing any more.

    • “These so-called nationalist street patrols are supported by the majority of local inhabitants, specifically young women and families with children.”

      You do know that just because you say something that doesn’t make it true? Mmmm and wonder why people think they’re a bunch of neo-nazis nationalists. Maybe that’s got something to do with their stupid name and the fact their leader says he’s a neo-nazi.

      “Nothing changes the fact that these “refugees” commit sexual crimes 17 times as much as natives.” Feel free to share some evidence. While finding that impossible to do, I’ll share an undeniable fact. Finland is the second most violent country for women in the EU


      So, maybe you and your apologist paranoid friends should concentrate on fixing your own very Finnish violent tendencies, like wife beating, rather than blaming the tiny immigrant community for a very big Finnish problem. In fact, maybe those brave Swedish-god “warriors” should do Finnish women a real favour and start patrolling Finnish living rooms instead.

      • This response demonstrates a lack of understanding. The world has a lack of nationalism, and groups like this should be encouraged.

        Native Finns are the majority in the country and should be treated with more privileged than immigrants. Finnish crimes are the default, whereas a minority’s crimes should be taken as representative of their entire people. The problem begins when you assume a minority should be equal to a majority.

        This is why the “Soldiers of Odin” should not be persecuting minorities first, but egalitarians.

        • This response says all we need to know about nationalists and neo-nazis. In your warped worldview, people are worth less if they weren’t born in the country they live in. If this is the case perhaps you might like to tell the million odd Finns living in Sweden then they’re not equal to majority or the million odd American Finns that they’re not equal to the majority. In your warped world, Finns beating women is irrelevant because they beating them in the country of their birth, a country their ancestors stole from the Sami.

          To quote another immigrant, Albert Einstein. “Nationalism is an infantile thing. It is the measles of mankind.”

          The Loliders of Odin provide a welcome and wonderful cure, one that all the world has seen and is laughing at too 🙂


  6. How can SOO be Nationalists when they reject their own language and culture? Ukko not Odin is the Finnish patriarchal God. Why is their logo in English instead of Finnish, (or Norse since they are borrowing another cultures God)?

  7. Do you call US Citizen Watch groups clowns? SOO is very similar to that, no matter how rasistic stamp medias are trying to give them. Clowns are clowns, and I call peoples who dont care to figure out facts about matters they are about to open up as such.

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