11 perfect new jobs for Nigel Farage as suggested by Twitter

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Nigel Farage has resigned as leader of UKIP… again. Last time it was when he got trounced in the 2015 general election, failing to win a seat in parliament for a record 7th time. This year it’s after his huge mouth, and even larger lies, helped contribute to the greatest example of collective self-harm in British history, Brexit. Needless to say, the UK has been broken by the news and in an effort to soothe Farage’s woes Twitter has been suggesting new jobs for him, (despite the fact he’ll still be “earning” 78 thousand a year as an EU MEP). These are 11 of the best.

7 replies
  1. Frank
    Frank says:

    He’s an investment banker after all, so he will just keep fucking over people like he did all his political life

    • Fab_Suze_Bird
      Fab_Suze_Bird says:

      No, that has already been assigned to the TRAITORS of Britain, who wanted to shackle us to a corrupt anti-democratic organisation, which thinks its a country, hence a national anthem, a flag and a parliament!

      • Johnny B
        Johnny B says:

        The only traitors are clueless fanatics like you who will are trying to destroy the UK because you can’t be bothered to do the most basic research. Only an utter fuckwit would accuse the EU of being anti-democratic and then whine about it having a parliament in the same breath. Happily, you’re on the losing side of history as ever more people are realising the suicidal idiocy of your Little Englander circle jerk.

  2. Al Gray
    Al Gray says:

    Strange how some people think that the EU parliament is undemocratic. Nigel (earning a huge EU salary, but doing no work to deserve it) Farage was allowed to hurl childish insults to others in that parliament, and yet he would never have been allowed to say such things in the House of Commons. And now the vile Tories are on a power grab to enact laws by bypassing parliament, and all in the name of Brexit: a project apparently all about re-establishing the sovereignty of the British parliament! All those who voted leave have been taken for a ride. We need a second referendum!!! Urgently.


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